Posted by: cafevcc | December 6, 2010

The Invitation is in the Mail

Suppose you turn on the news this morning and hear about a huge Christmas party.  It’s not just any party, it the party to beat all parties.  It is being thrown by the wealthiest, most powerful and by far the noblest, most admired individual you have ever heard of.  This is one party you would absolutely love to attend.  Your ears perk up as the reporter states that invitations are being sent out across the country and that those invited will be given carte blanch access to the owner and his home and everything he owns.  This will literally be a golden invitation.  Its worth cannot even be calculated.  The recipients of this invitation will be considered to be “one of the family.”

About that time you hear the mailman clinking open you mailbox and you pause to day-dream for a moment about who those lucky people might be: Perhaps movie stars or politicians, you think.  You wonder what hall of fame athletes or fortune five-hundred company owners will make the list.

As you look down at the fist full of junk mail and bills you have pulled from your box, one item jumps out at you.  It is a golden invitation.  As you rip open the envelope, you can hardly believe it. You have been invited to the THE PARTY!  You check the spelling of your name and the accuracy of your address.  You think there must be some mistake, but there it is in gold and white.  You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming, only to discover that you are.  You shake you head to try to clear you brain.  What could this strange dream mean you ask yourself?

Join us, this Sunday at 10:45 in the Café to find out the answer.

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